Peter Pan would of never saw this one coming. Two days earlier my Girlfriend found a ransom note from myself to myself. It stated the following: "If you ever want to see yourself alive again, bring two lamps, a sock puppet and a cardboard box and leave them outside the bedroom window, or I'll never see myself again."

We both thought it was a joke. I guess not.

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